RIP Gerrard longsleeve jersey

written by: limergr | Friday, November 14th, 2008 | Uncategorized

This morning I was delivered the very disappointing news that my boy, Jules, broke his arm in an intramural soccer game last night. In addition to the broken bone, it is rumored that Jules also tore his beloved Steven Gerrard jersey. Hopefully, his arm will heal and his jersey will be replaced. However, Jules will obviously not be able to write a blog for a while. So, as a tribute, I will now list the things I like about Jules.

1. He is entirely enthusiastic about, and worships the sport of, soccer. 2. He is very good at the sport he worships. 3. He casually drops funny and cool phrases like “bones” and “scrub”. 4. He is single-handedly keeping Burger King in business. 5. He is probably the most devoted Liverpool FC fan living outside of Liverpool. 6. He wears cool clothes and appreciates the value of a good hoodie. 7. He has his own secret style of comedy which I will not repeat (I might have just given it away). 8. He knows more about the original Star Wars trilogy than any person outside of George Lucas’ family should. 9. He proudly displays his Star Wars knowledge on T-shirts. 10. His hair is short, thus easy to keep up with. 11. He is modest about his Magic the Gathering playing ability. 12. He makes cool drawings on the copy pages at The Plainsman. 13. He rips down trees with his bare hands, so that everyone else can enjoy a bonfire. 14. He often voices support for the short story “Brad Carrigan, American”. 15. He consumes multiple packs of sauce at Chick-fil-a.

I will close with some images Jules would appreciate.

 

 

 

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